Dear First Lady, My Heart is Pounding Like a Reindeer on Espresso!

Oh, dearest First Lady, I hope this letter finds you amidst the calming scent of pine needles and perhaps a freshly baked cookie! My own holiday tranquility has been quite… interrupted, and I simply had to reach out to you, my beacon of grace in these often-tumultuous times.

It seems our beloved President, bless his festive spirit, has chosen a rather unconventional way to spread holiday cheer this year. My dear, I believe he's traded mistletoe for metaphors and sleigh bells for social media rants!

The Situation: A Christmas Day Tempest on Truth Social

You see, First Lady, while most of us were contemplating whether to have another slice of pumpkin pie, the President was busy on his Truth Social platform. He delivered what can only be described as a veritable blizzard of holiday grievances.

His main target? A group he affectionately (or perhaps not so affectionately) dubbed