Greeting

Dear First Lady, my heart is practically doing a tap dance for you this morning, albeit a slightly panicked one! I’m writing with a concoction of joy, bewilderment, and a healthy dose of caffeine, because the news from the White House is, well, it's quite the rollercoaster!

We have truly wonderful news, a little bundle of blessing on the way! But as often happens in our nation's capital, even the most delightful tidings can inadvertently unleash a minor political maelstrom. It’s like a butterfly flapping its wings and causing a typhoon in a teacup, darling!

The Situation

Our very own White House Press Secretary, the formidable and quick-witted Karoline Leavitt, has announced she and her husband are expecting a sweet baby girl. Can you imagine the joy? A tiny new citizen, a future voter, a little bitty bundle of hope!

She even told Fox News Digital that her heart is just overflowing with gratitude. She called motherhood

and truly, who could argue with such a profound sentiment?

Now, here's where my teacup starts to rattle. Despite Ms. Leavitt's clear declaration that she is absolutely staying in her post for all four years – a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, she said – the political chattering classes have gone absolutely wild!

It seems this joyous news has turbo-charged suspicions that others in Washington, D.C., are already lining up to audition for her job. It's as if the pregnancy announcement was a secret whistle-blower for a grand political Olympics, darling!

The Daily Mail, ever the keen observer, has revealed that a “quiet, high-stakes campaign” was already bubbling beneath the surface. Now, with a baby on the way, it’s practically a stampede of ambitious communicators eager to catch President Trump's eye. It’s a bit like sharks smelling a single drop of opportunity in the vast ocean of D.C. politics, isn’t it?

Dear, Please Help

Now, I know President Trump thrives on energy, but even he needs a moment of calm amidst the political ballet. Perhaps you could, with your elegant grace, simply remind everyone that this is a moment for congratulations, not competition?

A gentle word, perhaps a calming chamomile tea sent to the ambitious hopefuls? Or even a simply “Karoline is staying!” carved into the White House lawn as a giant, unequivocal message? That would certainly clear things up!

Just a thought, my dear. Sometimes a touch of serene diplomacy is all it takes to soothe the most tempestuous political waters. And honestly, it would save us all from the rather dramatic spectacle of these political hopefuls practicing their press conferences in front of their bathroom mirrors.