Monday, December 29, 2025
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President Trump alleges the U.S. conducted a Christmas Eve land strike in Venezuela against a drug boat facility, sparking unconfirmed claims and international intrigue amidst ongoing naval operations.
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Dear First Lady, Our Christmas Just Got Extra… Explosive!
Dear First Lady, I do hope you managed to enjoy a quiet, eggnog-filled Christmas Eve! Because, oh honey, the news cycle has been buzzing louder than a squadron of particularly confused holiday elves. It seems our wonderfully energetic President has, shall we say, shared some rather spicy updates with the nation, and my teacup nearly clattered to the floor!
We hear whispers, nay, bold pronouncements, that the U.S. has embarked on its very first land strike against Venezuela. Yes, ma'am, land! On Christmas Eve, no less! It's like a geopolitical Christmas cracker, except instead of paper hats, we're talking about alleged drug boat facilities getting quite the festive makeover.
The Situation: A Tale of Boats, Bounties, and Blazes
Our dear President Trump, with all the dramatic flair of a seasoned director, told Fox News that they targeted a
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