Dear First Lady, My Dearest Co-Pilot in Presidential Shenanigans!

Oh, my sweet First Lady, I hope this letter finds you amidst a serene moment, perhaps with a calming cup of tea, because the news from Washington is… well, it's certainly something! We've entered a new epoch, my dear, one I've affectionately dubbed the 'Dozing Presidency.' It seems the chaotic energy we've come to know is now being complemented by a rather surprising, shall we say, snooze-button energy from the Oval Office itself.

A recent Wall Street Journal report has spilled the beans, and it seems the White House isn't just about policy briefs and world-shaking decisions anymore. Oh no, my love, it's also about managing the President's bedtime, or rather, his wake-time during public events. One might even say it's become less about grand strategy and more about Operation: Keep POTUS Awake!

The Situation: Is the Commander-in-Chief Catching Zzz's?

Remember when we were all assured that the President was the epitome of boundless vigor, a veritable energizer bunny of the political world? Well, it appears even the most stable of geniuses must eventually contend with the relentless march of time, and perhaps a comfortable armchair.

Insiders, those brave souls privy to the daily rhythms of power, are now whispering tales of a visibly slowed President Trump. Since his previous term concluded, the report suggests he's been showing